Speaking as
Somebody who has mislaid all carnal desires since the menopause
Showed up
Kindly making my life much simpler than before
Because men
Are devoid of pointy chesty bits that get in the way
They are
Quite often really rather good at hugging the pain away
Unless the
Pointy groin bits are present and actively interested.
But then
Fortunately I rarely have that effect on men these days.
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Does it? Really? I can’t write for laughing. I thought I’d just get blank stares from that post. Thank you so much, you’ve really made my day. I love you xxx
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Funny & witty – not without a shadow of sarcasm??
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Thank you.
No, really. no sarcasm whatsoever. I really feel that way, although I realise it is hard to believe.
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I get it – I failed to see it, as around here where I live we always wear a bra – even if we go out sleeveless, or only thin strings, or see-through, we DO need to wear a bra – it’s a cultural thing,I guess.
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I was referring to women in bras. Err,.. they reshape the breasts, and make them kind of…. err… pointy.
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haha, I was imagining some pointy nipples…cause, otherwise, why would bras have anything to do with menopause??
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I see the problem. I was trying to say that man hugs (as long as they are no-sexual, because I have no interest in sex) are sometimes more comfortable than hugging another woman, because there are no breasts to get in the way.
I’m enjoying this exchange far more than a particular one I had last night!
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Sorry – so slow to get the point.. glad I didn’t bother you, though 🙂
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😄😩 xox
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