Fish slap

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I’d rather you’d picked up a scollop
‘Cos the fish had packed such a wollop
I was mortally bruised
and I wasn’t amused
when you cheekily shouted “Codswallup!”

Jane Paterson Basil

 

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9 thoughts on “Fish slap

        1. Owing, perhaps, to Paul’s autism (though I’m not sure it’s a good enough excuse) he finds it hard to resist certain urges, and he went through a phase of slapping me across the face with wet fish. It hurt, and it wasn’t funny, but each time he did it he forgot, and expected me to laugh.
          He’s slapped me across the face with a variety of peculiar objects over the years, though I can’t for the life of me remember what they all were. …

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