Please;
don’t offer to brew me my favourite tea,
unless you possess the sweetest loose leaves.
Those bags are abhorant;
their taste does not warrant
the honoured bestowal
with the legendary motto of the late Earl Grey,
who, as you may know,
once was political head of the nation
now laughably named the UK.
Loose leaves are a fragrant,
attractive, and blantantly
vastly superior, exquisite treat,
to feeble tea sweepings, both tasteless and sad,
so slyly concealed in a pale, perforated,
limp paper bag.
Please, don’t be confused
between
tea that’s infused
— a spoon for each person and one for the pot,
in water that’s steaming and scaldingly hot —
so lovingly strained, poured into a teacup
of fine bone china or slim porcelain,
daintily lifted and sipped at my leisure,
caressing my palate with citrusy pleasure…
and
dust that is dumped in a thick, chunky mug
— printed with some vulger caption or image —
to be vacantly swilled or unwillingly gulped.
The Daily Post #Infuse
©Jane Paterson Basil
absolutely delightful 🙂
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Thank you😚
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Aaah – a loose leaf tea lover 🙂
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I must have been the past person in the UK to buy tea bags; I wasn’t drinking tea at the time, and it was what my guests expected
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I still have some – although I must agree loose leaf is so much better! I’m too lazy. That, and lack of a decent tea pot 🙂
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I have four teapots of different sizes… We get a lot of them donated to Oxfam, and their not something that seels well. I feel sorry for them, sitting on a display shelf, unloved and unwanted… 🙂
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I can just see it. Jane the Teapot Lady 🙂
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Please, don’t praise me. Taking in those poor, lost teapots is the least I can do. It pains me to consider the plight of those less fortunate, forgotten vessels of delight, withering away in the depths of less magnamic charity shops 🙂 🙂 🙂
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You’re in good company. My sister-in-law collects tea pots. She has some amazing ones 🙂
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I only have semi-standard, plain coloured, pot-bellied ones – the ones which nobody collects. I love their simplicity.
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All tea pots deserve to be loved 🙂
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And jugs – don’t forget jugs, those noble holders of treats both saucy and liquid 🙂
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Oh yes, how remiss of me !
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So cute – it brings back memories of my neice, Janine, reciting it perfectly out of the blue (with actions), when she was tiny. The whole family was impressed. We asked her to do it again, but she turned shy and said she couldn’t remember it 😉
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Glad it hit the spot 🙂
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Fantastic! I hit the ‘Like” button 17 times on this one. Wonderful twist of rhyme laid out across a quite playful, yet secretly sinister, assessment of a gravely important matter. Draw your line in the sand, Jane, by all that’s green and leafy in Fiji! I suspect it will taste even better, after having been steeped per your specifications, on your side of the island! Genuinely, I love this poem!
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Thank you! That’s a huge compliment from one whose poetry outstrips any I have seen for a long time on WP.
Even your comments are of outstanding quality. That’s an area in which I fall flat.
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Ah…you hang me out on a flagpole, Jane. I am humbled by your high marks, no doubt! But I’m good with half-mast…it’s warmer down here anyway!
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I expect you think me insincere… I’m not.
Full sail ahead.
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Scrumptious! Delightful! 🌹🌹😎😎
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Love this… Love my tea too!
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These days I don’t drink much tea – I think the soggy bags put me off…
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I think when I retire I shall take more time to make a good quality tea. I know the difference, just things are too hectic sometimes to even sit down and enjoy 🙂
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Part of the pleasure is in the ritual, and the fragrance…
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