over finding food to spoon between our
perhaps forgetting that if nothing
goes in one end, the other end
tends to become
To clarify; toilet rolls
were the first target of panic buyers.
Only when the bits that we hide
between butt-cheeks and thighs were ensured
of a year’s supply of snowy wipes
did we think to mind
Shoppers scraped up
every scrap of Potato, Pasta, Paracetamol… and
— being a nation of animal lovers —
Purina Pet Phood.
By the time I set out
for my fresh supply of modest gruel
the shelves were stripped of Quorn, Quark
and Quail’s Eggs.
(Note the poetic liberty; to my knowledge,
Lidl shops don’t stock Quails eggs)
fortunately, there were lots of bouquets
since we were warned away from floral displays
on UK’s flayed Mothers’ Day.
Last night, my
tulip bourguignon was a flop.
The vase-water gravy might have been
a grave mistake. I won’t go wrong with tonight’s recipe;
chrysanthemum bolognese lightly sprinkled
with kibbled gypsophila.
©Jane Paterson Basil