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Sweet Annihilation


Our ancestors were four escapees from a jellybaby factory who persuaded a kindly eagle to carry them high into a distant mountain where they might live in safety. These industious jellybabies immediately set to the task of sourcing ingredients for gingerbread, and built two little gingerbread houses. Jellybaby nature being what it is, by and by baby jellybabies emerged. The settlement was extended to make room for a growing community. It became a thriving village. We jellybabies are sweet, gentle folk. We don’t eat sentient beings, instead relying on gingerbread alone for our sustenance.

The few quarrels that ensued between villagers were generally caused by a naughty jelly-tot taking sneaky bites out of a neighbours picket fence, or a gaggle of jelly-teens dismantling a gingerbread shed in food-fight frenzy.

Aside from that, life was ideal as long as we stayed out of the sun, which tended to make us sticky. That was why the hospital was built. All too often, two jellybabies would adhere to each other and have to be surgically separated. Imagine the embarassment of an amorous couple, the humiliation of struggling – in flagrante – to reach the jellyphone and call up emergency services, the shame of being transported on a stretcher all along the street the the hospital – jelly-neighbours politely averting their gaze or pointing and whispering, jelly-tots sniggering and asking awkward questions.

As you can imagine, during surgery, it was the jellymen who came off worst.

And there was that time when all the grown-ups had a massive party, drank a little too much gingerbread wine and went outside in the heat of a July day to join hands in a circle and do the hokey-cokey.  We kids had fun feeling our feet while our parents were getting their hands freed by the doctor, who had fortunately not attended the party.

No community is perfect, but ours was as close as it comes. We were peace-loving. We trod lightly on the land.

We were happy until the humans beat their way to our door.

Huge fingers grab me, squeezing my waist, winding me. two giant eyes glint, with no trace of hatred, only gleeful anticipation. Acquisition. Satisfaction.

A voice thunders in conversational tone, “Head first. Always.”

Giant teeth bear down on me. Spittle from overblown saliva glands rain from the glistening mouth, drenching me. 

“Please don’t, I’m a…” I squeal.

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Written for The Haunted Wordsmith’s Daily Writing Challenge.

©Jane Paterson Basil

Young Sam

It’s interesting how even the most terrible events can have positive outcomes. The older I get the more life surprises me. It was nigh on thirty years ago, and for a long time it felt like the end of the world, but perhaps if it hadn’t happened Sam wouldn’t have become the Mayor, and the townspeople would still be the miserable, self seeking goblins they’d been for as far back as anyone could remember, while the town would have remained ill-kempt and ugly.

On that fateful day, I’d woken late to the sound of unravelled weeping from somewhere nearby. Thanks to Sam, the street where I lived has since been swept away and replaced with well-built brick houses, but back then it was narrow, and the houses were mean, with damp walls so thin that I must have heard every baby in the street being conceived, except those that were the result of illicit liaisons in the thicket behind the inn a couple of hundred yards down the road.

I washed quickly, got dressed, and walked into the brilliant sunshine to get my breakfast. I hadn’t kept food in the house since the rat problem became so serious.

The sound of crying hadn’t abated, and it seemed to be coming from Mary Simpkins house. Perhaps her dying mother had taken her final breath.

At least her grief seems to have silenced those five noisy brats of hers, I thought, callously.

The cafe where I liked to eat was the other end of town, past curving, litter-strewn back-alleys and along the main street. I kept my eyes out for rats, as I always did, because they terrify me, and only a couple of days earlier they had been everywhere. Now, dispite the continued filth of the town, the rats really did seem to have gone. Thinking about them had kept me distracted, so I was only half-aware of the edgy feeling that was growing in me – that feeling you get when you think you’ve forgotten something important.

There was something wrong, but what was it, why this sense of impending doom? The sky was clear, all the buildings looked the same. I looked around me, trying to discern the cause of of my unease, and I saw young Sam leaning on the crutches his father had made for him out of hornbeam. He was alone as usual, because none of the cruel children in the town had time for a cripple. He looked so forlorn, balancing on his precariously thin legs. I noticed he was staring at something in the distance.

That was when it came to me, all at once. I could still hear the sound of crying, but it wasn’t just one woman – the weeping noises were leaking through the windows of houses all around me. The streets were quieter than usual – only a few men passed by, and all of them looked angry or mournful. There were no children – no little girls playing hopscotch or jacks, no boys chasing each other, kicking stones, picking fights; no childlike laughter or tears. Not one child, except for Sam.

I looked back at the quiet, gentle lad. His gaze hadn’t wavered. I followed his line of sight. He was looking towards the distant hillside with its vast, rocky face. A gap had opened up in the cliff face, exposing a cave behind it, and a man in brightly coloured jester’s garb was dancing towards it, throwing his knees high in the air and jiggling his elbows as he played a merry tune on his pipe, which I had to strain to hear over the sounds of crying, and, just like the rats, all the children of Hamelyn followed behind, happily prancing and jigging in a similar manner to him. He led them into the darkness of the cave. The rock-face closed up behind them, and they were gone forever.

Every single child in the town was lost, except for one – young Sam, the only kind one of the whole bunch of them. His ruined legs would not let him join the throng.

©Jane Paterson Basil